I procrastinated so freaking much while writing this post.

THANKSGIVING IS TOMORROW AND I'M SO FREAKING EXCITED OH MY GOODNESS...anyway on to the story.

The Sassy Novice gave him one look then said....

"Well you're pathetic." And flicked her head sassily and sassed away. The Sassy Novice returned to the upper deck, and said, "Christopher, there does not appear to be any imminent danger aboard this vessel, so I believe we can return to a time were people practice regular hygiene routines."
"Okay. I hope we get back in time for our dinner reservations, Uncle Chris is hangry." Said Uncle Chris. The Sassy Novice waved goodbye to the crew and got behind the wheel of the Jitterbug.
"I'm so sorry we couldn't be more help." Said Uncle Chris flashing the crew a heart-melting smile. 

The Jitterbug started, Uncle Chris waved out the window. The Jitterbug's engine sputtered, and stopped. The Sassy Novice started it again, and it wheezed like me after a run, and then stopped. The Sassy Novice tried again, and again, and again, but the Jitterbug simply wouldn't start. The Sassy Novice got out of the car and kicked it viciously. Uncle Chris got out of the car and said, "Jane, dearest be nice to the car, she has feelings."
"No she doesn't! SHE'S A CAR! A STUPID USELESS CAR THAT HAS GOTTEN ME STUCK ON THIS STUPID BOAT IN THIS STUPID TIME AND STUPID STUPID STUPID!" Screamed the Novice.
"Jane, calm down." Said Chris. The novice took a deep breath.
"You're right, I need to calm down." So she said, however she continued to glare at the car and mutter stupid under her breath.
"There must be some logical explanation for why we're still here, right?" Said Chris. The Novice nodded, still muttering.
"Maybe these people aren't in mortal peril right now, but they could be any time now, right?" Said Chris. The Novice nodded again.
"Okay," Said Chris, addressing the crew, "It looks like Jane and I are going to be staying with you for the time being, because our car-"
"Excuse, me, sir, what is a car?" Asked James, voicing what everyone was thinking.
"It's, uh...um..."
"It's like a boat, except it sails on land, rather than water. And this one in particular can also fly. And travel in time and relative dimension and space." Said the Sassy Novice after taking a breath. There was a chorus of understanding from the crew.
"Please, continue you beautiful man." Said James.
"Anyway, we believe something terrible is going to occur to you in the near or distant future and we are going to-" Just as Uncle Chris said this there was a loud sound from below decks.