This post is full of footnotes because I'm rereading An Abundance of Katherines.

It's hump day!

This is my favorite Supernatural gif of all time.

I'm going to reply to your posts now because I can't decide what to write about.

The 100th post was fantastic and beautiful and ASDFGHJKL;'

Laura: Your post was lovely, and yeah I've heard all of your college rants nine million times over, but it was still beautiful. And you're not the only one looking forward to you going away to school.¹

Mercy: Your post was lovely. Especially all of the Harry Styles gifs. AND I HAVE A WEIRD STORY TO TELL ABOUT THE IF I HAD A MILLION DOLLARS SONG:  So Laura and I heard that song like a year ago randomly on the radio and we were like "What is this?" Well, Laura was like "What is this?" I was like: "I love this song because it's so weird and beautiful!" And then we didn't hear it for a really long time and then we weirdly heard it again last fall. That's my story about the If I Had a Million Dollars song.

So, as I previously mentioned, it's hump day. And it's my hump day² so I'm going to post about something no one wants to hear about: Shanko! The Musical. Yes it's true. I'm writing an entire musical all about Grace's dear father.  Well, actually, I'm just writing to script, Laura's writing the music³ It's really great. It will probably never win a Tony, because it is for the Foursomes eyes only, but it's still really fun to write. I like writing for fun. I guess I never really write just because I can. I mean this blog is fun most of the time, but sometimes when I'm upset⁴ , it just seems like a chore. I swear I love it most of the time though. I swear on Jaquan's grave⁵  that I love this blog. But writing Shanko The Musical is just different. It's more...creative? I don't really know, I just know that writing down the fantastically weird things⁶  that come out of my mind is really fun. And Shanko The Musical is a true testament to the weird things that come out of my mind.

Annnnnnyyyyyyyway, you know how I'm celebrating all of the presidents birthdays?⁷  Well, I've decided to make a list of all of the hilarious presidential stories I've learned in the last 2 months.

• I knew before I started this project, but William Howard Taft was the largest⁸  president, right? He was the definition of large and in charge. He was so large that one day he was taking a bath and he got stuck in the bathtub and they had to replace the bathtub with a tub big enough to fit 4 men. Basically, Tafty was Jaquan.
• Herbert Hoover was one of the most hated presidents of all time. He was so hated in fact, that  the people named an asteroid after him.
• William McKinley's wife  hated the color yellow so much that she had every yellow item removed from the White House before she moved in
• George H.W. Bush was the first president to publicly refuse to eat broccoli. 
• In celebration of George Washington's birthday, Andrew Jackson once invited people into the White House to consume a 1,400 pound wheel of cheese. It took the the estimated 10,000 people 2 hours to consume the huge wheel of cheddar. 
• George W. Bush owned the Texas Rangers before he became president.
• Ulysses S. Grant once got a speeding ticket while riding a horse.

I could go on but I can feel all of you getting bored.

Now I'm going to spam you with a million gifs of Pysch and call this post done.

This post is done. Grace, I'm looking forward to your post tomorrow! And you guys have a dog now? WHAT IS AIR? Well bye. -Rosie

¹ Please excuse this last sentence it didn't really make grammatical sense.

² I am not actually in possession of Wednesday, God is. I just wanted to make that clear.
³ We're like Rogers and Hammerstein!
⁴ What does Grace call it? The silent hurricane, I think?
⁵  Which is a pretty large place to be swearing on, if you know what I mean.
⁶  They're actually not fantastic. They're just weird.
⁷  Because it all goes back to the presidents with Rose.
⁸  Fattest.