Monday, December 9, 2013

Laura's post may or may not suck because she is writing an essay on the impeachment of Andrew Johnson

Hello all!
    My title is very direct. I am trying to multitask. So, if at some point I start babbling on about 'leniency towards former Confederates' or 'vetoed civil rights bills' you'll know it is because I forgot to switch between Blogger and Microsoft Word. Bear with me, friends and followers.
    GRACE. Your post on Thursday made me a bit nostalgic, and I don't quite know why. It was bleak and gray and beautiful, much like Wuthering Heights. You know I know exactly what you mean by the wintry depression. It feels like the ice and cold that is outside is somehow inside of you- at least, in my experience. In case you were wondering, I wrote this post in red because red is a happy, flamboyant color, and perhaps it will distract you from your NaNo/Round Story hangover and post-Holiday depression.
    And Rose, I know you are done. You talk about it 24/7. Half the time I find you entertaining or borderline annoying, the other half I chuckle evilly and say to myself "I cannot wait to see if she survives these next three years." Ha. Hahaha. Hahahahahahaaaa but seriously you need a coping method, else you'll go crazy (crazier, actually) and resort to alcohol or self-harm (Just kidding. We all know you'll really become agoraphobic and clinically diagnosed with severe ILS/PBA). How about prancercise? Or meditation? Or voodoo? I know you would get a kick out of sticking pins in the doll forms of everyone you dislike. I'm not trying to fix your problem. I just want peace and quiet. I am being entirely self-focused in my giving of advice.
    Aaand...Mercy. Thank you for writing a post that almost completely contradicted my previous one. This here's for you:
sometimes you make me go like this
   
But the rest of the time you make me smile. Probably because we are a lot alike.

Also Jared Padalecki because he's Jared freakingperfectadorablesexyawesome Padalecki



 Anyway. I don't really know what to post about. So I'll talk about my go-to topic when I have nothing to talk about.
    The weather.
    It's very Decembery today. Did you here it's supposed to snow tomorrow? I'm actually vastly excited about the prospect of snow. Like, kid-in-FAO-Schwarz-with-enough-money-for-every-toy-excited. I want the pond to freeze over so we can build a snow ramp and sled onto the ice and go exploring on the frozen surface and go home and get in our pj's and make hot chocolate with whipped cream and too many marshmallows and cuddle under Rosie's marshmallow comforter and watch Pride & Prejudice. Also, I want a white Christmas. Or maybe I just want to watch White Christmas.
I'm thinking I want to watch the movie.

Second GIF because we all know this is the best scene in the whole movie.

So..what are your opinions on the weather?
    Really, my conversation skills are not that awkward most of the time. But today is a rainy Monday and I'm overtired and my friend made me watch a scary movie today, all of which have significantly hampered my abilities at social interaction. So, much like our phone call yesterday, I shall end with a very hasty and slightly rude goodbye. Mercy, I can't wait to read what you and your little brain write about tomorrow.
--The lovely Laura

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