This post might just suck because I have to go watch black Cinderella.

[ It's HUMP DAYYYY!  Sorry this is such a late post. I was watching Hamlet and getting creeped out by bleach blonde Kenneth Brannagh.  But I ain't gonna bo the first to get punished gurl, mmmmhhh. OH AND BEFORE I WRITE THE NEXT PART OF THE ROUND STORY I HAVE TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING!

IT'S MRS. OBAMA'S GURL PLEASE FACE! IT JUST POPPED UP ON MY HOMEPAGE! IT'S SO LEGIT! Anyway, I should write the story now.]

Mother Abbess lost control of the Jittermobil because she was so shocked by another flying car. The old Jeep sat in the air for a couple seconds and then proceeded to drop out of the sky. Harry -regular Harry- began screaming very girlishly. Teddy wished he could scream -his curse only allowed him to sing lyrics- so he couldn't make any noises at all. He couldn't even laugh. So Teddy sat in the back seat with his mouth open pretending to scream while the old car spiraled out of the sky. When Uncle Chris realized Mother Abess was not going to do anything, sprung into action. He opened the glove box and pulled out 5 parachutes [THE GLOVE BOX WAS BIGGER ON THE INSIDE!] and threw three of them to Teddy, Harry, and Walter. Apparently one of the perks of being in a nun/fairies flying car was that it had magical parachutes that put themselves on  by themselves.

When all of the members of the party were properly outfitted Uncle Chris screamed of the roaring wind in his beautiful perfect accent "OPEN YOUR DOOR AND GET OUT OF THE CAR!"
Mother Abbess, who had recovered from her shock screamed back "IS YOU CRAZY? I'M NOT LEAVING THIS JEEP!"
 Uncle Chris screamed back "DO AS I SAY ABBESS! DO YOU WANT TO DIE?"
Mother Abbess gave one last look at Uncle Chris, opened her door, and jumped out.

Uncle Chris looked at the kids in the back seat and said "GET OUT OF THIS CAR! IT WILL PROBABLY BLOW UP WHEN IT HITS THE GROUND!" That was enough to make Harry jump out, closely followed by Walter and Teddy. Uncle Chris was the last one out of the car slamming his door behind him. The parachutes, because they were magical, pulled the cords by themselves so no one had to worry about that, and the group fell softly to the ground.

"Well that was bloody brilliant." Said Ronald Weasly.

[Well that was a short post. Gracie, have fun with Harry Freaking Potter tomorrow!]