Anyway, I apologize in advance for this post. As you have probably already guessed from the title I'm in a mood. But, before I get to complaining about my life I have something to say.
Gracie, don't you tell me you isn't good at nothing. Don't you do that to yourself. You is kind. You is smart. You is important. And don't you forget that gurl or I is gonna have steal a car and drive to yo house and smack you upside the head. And if I steal a car I is gonna get arrested and do you want that? NO! You don't want that. Don't you tell me you want that gurl. Mmm.
But really Gracie, your a really wonderful person.
AND MERCY YOUR POST WAS AWESOME SO SHUT UP AND STOP COMPLAINING ABOUT YOUR WRITING BECAUSE IT'S FREAKING WONDERFUL JUST LIKE YOUR FACE SO JUST STOP! SGHDJFLKAR
Well that was weird....moving on. As usual, I'm going to complain about people. What's unique abut this time is it's the living and the dead kind.So I was driving on the highway yesterday, well actually that's not true, my mom was driving and I think I was sitting shotgun...or was I? It might have been to back seat....anyway it doesn't matter. I was in a car that I wasn't driving that was on the highway yesterday and I we were stuck in traffic. And my mother and my sister (Hi Laura! I'm talking about you!) were talking about college or something and I got bored so I zoned out (Quick side note: I'm pretty sure zoning out it my spiritual gift. Like really though, I'm great at it). And I started thinking about what the world looked like before to industrial revolution and such and I came to a conclusion: I HATE EVERYONE! THE WORLD WAS FINE BEFORE ALL THOSE AWFUL SCIENTISTS SCREWED IT UP! THERE WAS REAL WOODS! AND THERE WASN'T ANY CANCER! AND YES I REALIZE THERE WAS CANCER THEY JUST DIDN'T KNOW WHAT IT BLAH BLAH SAME THING! I HATE IPHONES! AND THE INTERNET! AND YES I REALIZE I AM CURRENTLY COMPLAINING ABOUT THE INTERNET ON THE INTERNET BUT I DON'T CARE! WHY DID ALL OF THOSE ANNOYING PEOPLE HAVE TO KILL EVERYTHING? AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ABOUT GRAMMAR THESE DAYS! I SAW A SIGN YESTERDAY THAT SAID "OVERSIZE LOAD" BECAUSE SOME FREAKING IDIOT FORGET THE D! WHY CAN'T PEOPLE JUST LEARN HOW TO USE THERE OWN FREAKING LANGUAGE PROPERLY? AND CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO TELL ME ALL ABOUT HOW THEY DON'T READ BECAUSE IT'S BORING? I DON'T FREAKING CARE IF YOU LIKE TO READ! I DO! LET ME READ IN PEACE WITHOUT SOME JERK FACE SHOVING THERE FREAKING STUPID OPINION DOWN MY THROAT!!!!!!
Wow, okay, that was not at all were I meant to go with that. Gosh, I guess I have some issues I need to deal with. I should talk to my brother, Dr. John. Ha! JOHN'S NOT A DOCTOR JUST BECAUSE HE'S TAKEN A FIRST YEAR PSYCH COURSE IT DOES NOT MAKE HIM A FREAKING DOCTOR! Or maybe not...were I meant to say before I exploded was this: I wish I was alive before highways. Like honestly how awesome would it be if there was trees everywhere and the only way people could annoy you was from flammable letters.
You know, I was going to go into more details on this subject but that didn't really work so I'll end here. Well actually not here exactly, I have an apology to make. Grace, I'm sorry I didn't do a better job of cheering you up like Laura and Mercy did. Sorry! But always remember Gracie, if you think your life sucks at least you're not Josh. Example:
Gracie, don't you tell me you isn't good at nothing. Don't you do that to yourself. You is kind. You is smart. You is important. And don't you forget that gurl or I is gonna have steal a car and drive to yo house and smack you upside the head. And if I steal a car I is gonna get arrested and do you want that? NO! You don't want that. Don't you tell me you want that gurl. Mmm.
But really Gracie, your a really wonderful person.
AND MERCY YOUR POST WAS AWESOME SO SHUT UP AND STOP COMPLAINING ABOUT YOUR WRITING BECAUSE IT'S FREAKING WONDERFUL JUST LIKE YOUR FACE SO JUST STOP! SGHDJFLKAR
Well that was weird....moving on. As usual, I'm going to complain about people. What's unique abut this time is it's the living and the dead kind.So I was driving on the highway yesterday, well actually that's not true, my mom was driving and I think I was sitting shotgun...or was I? It might have been to back seat....anyway it doesn't matter. I was in a car that I wasn't driving that was on the highway yesterday and I we were stuck in traffic. And my mother and my sister (Hi Laura! I'm talking about you!) were talking about college or something and I got bored so I zoned out (Quick side note: I'm pretty sure zoning out it my spiritual gift. Like really though, I'm great at it). And I started thinking about what the world looked like before to industrial revolution and such and I came to a conclusion: I HATE EVERYONE! THE WORLD WAS FINE BEFORE ALL THOSE AWFUL SCIENTISTS SCREWED IT UP! THERE WAS REAL WOODS! AND THERE WASN'T ANY CANCER! AND YES I REALIZE THERE WAS CANCER THEY JUST DIDN'T KNOW WHAT IT BLAH BLAH SAME THING! I HATE IPHONES! AND THE INTERNET! AND YES I REALIZE I AM CURRENTLY COMPLAINING ABOUT THE INTERNET ON THE INTERNET BUT I DON'T CARE! WHY DID ALL OF THOSE ANNOYING PEOPLE HAVE TO KILL EVERYTHING? AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ABOUT GRAMMAR THESE DAYS! I SAW A SIGN YESTERDAY THAT SAID "OVERSIZE LOAD" BECAUSE SOME FREAKING IDIOT FORGET THE D! WHY CAN'T PEOPLE JUST LEARN HOW TO USE THERE OWN FREAKING LANGUAGE PROPERLY? AND CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO TELL ME ALL ABOUT HOW THEY DON'T READ BECAUSE IT'S BORING? I DON'T FREAKING CARE IF YOU LIKE TO READ! I DO! LET ME READ IN PEACE WITHOUT SOME JERK FACE SHOVING THERE FREAKING STUPID OPINION DOWN MY THROAT!!!!!!
Wow, okay, that was not at all were I meant to go with that. Gosh, I guess I have some issues I need to deal with. I should talk to my brother, Dr. John. Ha! JOHN'S NOT A DOCTOR JUST BECAUSE HE'S TAKEN A FIRST YEAR PSYCH COURSE IT DOES NOT MAKE HIM A FREAKING DOCTOR! Or maybe not...were I meant to say before I exploded was this: I wish I was alive before highways. Like honestly how awesome would it be if there was trees everywhere and the only way people could annoy you was from flammable letters.
You know, I was going to go into more details on this subject but that didn't really work so I'll end here. Well actually not here exactly, I have an apology to make. Grace, I'm sorry I didn't do a better job of cheering you up like Laura and Mercy did. Sorry! But always remember Gracie, if you think your life sucks at least you're not Josh. Example:
Gracie, I'm looking forward to your post tomorrow! AND HERE'S ANOTHER PICTURE!
YAY CHEMISTRY.
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