I SWEAR TO GOODNESS I'M ADHD

Hi there! I really don't like this opening! !@#$%^&*()_&*&*&*^*&(*(*((*(^%&^%$#

Anyway, happy Wednesday! Unlike Laura my brain has been like....like.....a squirrel, chipmunk, white girl hybrid that's high on life and drinks way too much coffee...basically I've recently self diagnosed myself with ADHD because I cannot focus on anything lately. I don't know why. I think it's school. It's probably school. It has to be school, right? It's frying my brain like it's low fat tofu. Wait, random question time, is there not low fat tofu? Like is there high fat tofu? Like tofu for Jaquan? Hmmm....I can't decide I'll google it. Actually, there is high fat tofu! Okay, so anyway. I've been ADHD lately because of school and my point is it effects my ability to create.Anyway, since Mercy talked about poetry yesterday I though I'd tell you guys about my newest project.

So the other day I really was bored so I picked up this really cool book that my mom owns. It's a book of the all the Psalms written really cool with cute little pictures it. And since I had nothing else better to do I read the book jacket, and the author of this book sounded really cool. He was English but he had lived a great deal of his life in India. And since I got to thinking I could do this. Probably half as well as the this guy but I could do it. So to get myself back into creating I'm going to write out You Come Too which is a collection of poems by Robert Frost. I know it won't work out how I want it to but  it'll give me something to do.

Actually, Grace and Mercy do you know who Robert Frost is? BECAUSE YOU SHOULD BECAUSE HE'S MY MOST FAVORITE POET AND I YOUR BEST FRIEND FOR JAQUANS SAKE! And for this reason I include my favorite of his poems below.

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Anyway, I have a bunch of things to say that have nothing to do with this rest of this post (IT'S THE ADHD I SWEAR!) I'll make a list because I freaking love lists! 

Irrelevant point #1. The other day I was listening to Itunes radio and this band named The Head and the Heart popped up, and Laura tells me you guys listen to them and I want to know one thing: WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME ABOUT THEM? THEY'RE WONDERFUL! I'M POSTING ONE OF THERE SONGS THAT YOU'VE PROBABLY ALREADY HEARD BUT I LOVE IT SO LISTEN TO IT, OKAY?

Irrelevant point #2. We have our first followers! I don't mean to freak you guys out but, HI! THANKS FOR FOLLOWING OUR BLOG! I HOPE YOU DON'T THINK WERE WEIRD! Just kidding we totally are. I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT YOU EXIST! Unless you don't exist. Unless you're secretly our mothers trying to make us feel good about ourselves....then this is an awko taco. And yes I just used the term "awko taco" don't you judge me. I am who I is. Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry. Please ignore this paragraph. My social skills are underdeveloped/they don't exist. I'm so sorry. I'm  really a very uh, nice? person I swear. Sorry. 

Irrelevant point #3. I'm so excited to go apple pick on Friday! BUT MY MOTHER SAYS IT'S GOING TO RAIN. BUT THAT'S OKAY, RIGHT? WE CAN GO APPLE PICKING IN THE RAIN. WE HAVE TO GO APPLE PICKING IN THE RAIN. WE'RE GOING APPLE PICKING IN THE RAIN.

Irrelevant point #4. Did you know Milwaukee isn't a state? I found that out on Monday. I feel like this is something everyone knew. Why don't you people tell me these things? This probably isn't something I can blame on you, isn't it? I can blame it on my suck-ish homeschooled geography skills.

Irrelevant point #5. EDWARD SHEERAN'S  NEW ALBUM COMES OUT ON FEBRUARY 17TH 2014. Which his Birthday. And Mercy's Birthday. I'm so freaking excited! 

Well I've gotta bounce, Grace I'll see you tomorrow.